Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Arachnina, The Spider Girl Perfume Oil

admin — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:00:00 +0000

Only three days ago I started wearing Arachnina. And since then, my life has changed completely. As I leave my house in my everyday attire of corsets, hobble skirts with crinolines and feather hats, I notice strange looks and dangling tongues from my intrigued neighbors. While this type of attention never came my way before, this lady must confess that she finds it quite pleasing.

In fact, the other day I went for my daily walk along the beach with my English Spaniel and my lacey umbrella and was approached by a very nice lad with a wooden leg and a sweet breath of rum. He suddenly started winking his only eye and calling me "love." We are now seeing each other, and that wooden leg more than makes me happy.

Yesterday, after I powdered my nose, I went to the deli shop to get some fish and chips and mushy peas and my usually nice toothless fish guy was nicer than ever; I got haddock instead of cod! Now I am seeing him too.

I love Arachnina. It brings to mind a walk in the dark, dirty streets of Whitechapel in 1888 – paranoid, foggy, foreboding London. Dark, dangerous and sinister, it is the best of scents. Its black currant, poppy, red and black musk, lilies, nicotiana and patchouli tones meld into a macabre love spell that only Satan himself could have made.

Written by: Laura Koffler, July 6th 2007

Carnival Diabolique Perfume Oil

admin — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:09:00 +0000

By Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is the purveyor of assorted lotions, potions, and oils. Carnival Diabolique arrived in a small amber vial. Seeing as I was about to go to an event that I suspected would be attended by an individual with whom I have been flirting sporadically, but who apparently lacks the insight to realize that I am instantly and entirely adorable, I decided to test the allure potential of the concoction. I twisted off the black cap and applied sploshes behind my ears, on my nape, wrists, behind the knees, ankles, belly, top of mons pubis, and a dollop in my belly button. I probably reeked of opium smoke, lemon flower, tuberose, heliotrope and black musk.

Upon arrival, said individual held the door open, greeted me civilly, and promptly walked over to another female and planted two long ones on her as a greeting. A fellow guest squeezed my shoulder in sympathy. Don’t you love small, public communities? I wanted to flee, but soldiered on, confident that I smelled fantastic, and made it through the evening with only one bummed cigarette and a single bitchy comment. Get something at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab if only to support such a lavishly designed and well-written website. Perhaps their products serve as soul-saving repellents to tasteless dorks.

Written by: Erika Mikkalo, April 27th 2007

The Lion Perfume Oil Blend

admin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:20:00 +0000

By Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

When I first opened the vial of "Lion" perfume oil blend, I admit I expected to be olfactory swept away into a sultry, musky, jungle fantasy. I actually had to really poke my nose in the bottle to experience this scent. Though subtle, it does possess a darkly romantic, mysteriously gentle musk. I doused my wrists and went off into my day to test how long this whispery oil could last, especially in the windy dryness of winter. I was delightedly surprised that it not only held its scent for hours, but seemed to release subtler incense-like aromas—though the thick amber bottle is plenty sturdy to toss in your bag for re-applications throughout the day.

The other three oils that I sampled are "Séance," a uniquely pungent blend that smells a little like cough syrup (but not in an entirely bad way!); "Whip," which reminds me of those classic feminine perfumes my grandmother wore; and "The Reaper and the Flowers," a delightfully bold floral blend evoking lilacs and wildflowers.

Curious about their gothic, black, flaming phoenix packaging, I visited their website and was immediately intrigued! They boast an impressive assortment of love potions, voodoo blends and tarot oils; many of their product descriptions include dark, erotic poetry and incantations. I know you shouldn't buy your perfume based on its name or its packaging, but I'm fascinated by this company, and it might not hurt to order some "Fire of Love" oil!

Written by: Dana Edell, March 20th 2007

Smut Perfume Oil Blend

admin — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:55:00 +0000

By Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

I’ve heard so much from friends and acquaintances about Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s scented oils that I jumped at the chance to review one. They describe their scents on their website as intriguing, compelling blends with a dark, romantic Gothic tone, and I couldn’t agree more. "Smut," a limited edition scent, is musky and sweet, all at the same time. It’s a more masculine scent than I would normally wear, but I love it nonetheless. It really lives up to its name, as when I am wearing it, I feel inexplicably sexier, in a Victorian boudoir kind of way. The scent stays with you all day, and I would get wafts of it from time to time during the day. I recommend this scent highly for those looking to spice up their normal scent routines.

Written by: Dana Reinoos, March 8th 2007

Black Lily Perfume Oil

admin — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:15:00 +0000

By Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Holding the tiny brown bottle in my hand, I felt like an adulteress. After all, I had remained faithful to my own “signature fragrance” for the past five years. As I twisted the cap on Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s “Black Lily” perfume oil, I could still smell the hint of my own perfume on my skin. How could this nondescript bottle compare to the perfume I had already grown to love?

Almost two weeks have passed since I tried the “Black Lily” perfume oil. Although I have not broken off my relationship with my signature fragrance, I am no longer a one-perfume woman. In fact, more frequently than I care to admit, I have found myself slinking to my medicine cabinet in search of my new fragrance.

I have, you see, something of an unresolved love affair with “Black Lily.” After all, temptation was inevitable since this fragrance is one of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s Rappaccini’s Garden line. Every time I hold the little brown bottle in my hand, I can’t resist the fragrance’s edge of sweetness and irresistible undercurrent of danger.

Written by: Misty McCormick Chisum, February 21st 2007